Confessions of a Candy Chaplain

I confess.

I’m a candy chaplain.

Jolly Ranchers are my signature, though I have been known to use other brands. Chocolate is a crowd favorite, but Jolly Ranchers are what they’ve come to expect.

I requested that my unit supply me with 100 pounds of Jolly Ranchers before we deployed. Army bureaucracy didn’t make it happen in time–so I bought them myself and packed them in the CONEX.